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Post by ratetankmark on Nov 26, 2014 15:39:48 GMT -6
Just come up with the best (and worst) Shimmer related puns you can think of.
I've got one already
Apparently Kimber Lee used to be a beekeeper before she met Cherry Bomb. She was called Kimber Bee.
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Post by SHIMMER office on Nov 26, 2014 21:09:49 GMT -6
Make it stop.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Nov 30, 2014 8:33:36 GMT -6
I heard Bald Eagles used to be endangered because Madison didn't want to shave her head.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 10, 2015 23:31:38 GMT -6
So they are re-casting for Paul Feig's Ghostbusters film. They apparently hired Athena and 3 other Shimmer athletes and are now calling it the Hussiebusters. Feig says "I want viewers to walk away with an O face."
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 15, 2015 22:58:15 GMT -6
They call Saraya Knight the Human Cavity. Because the longer you have to deal with her, the less teeth you'll end up having. I guess that's where the "Sweet" nickname comes from also.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 15, 2015 23:23:25 GMT -6
Kelly Skater claims she can defeat a bear. We send our best wishes to the family of that bear.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 15, 2015 23:34:36 GMT -6
Okay last one for tonight & I'm off to bed.
This just in, the makers of Mortal Kombat are currently suing Jessicka Havok for unauthorized use of the letter K. They state, "We copyrighted and own the ability of the improper use of the Letter K. Ms.Havo"k" has a K where it shouldn't be and we think that warrants a lawsuit." Stay tuned for more of this shocking story.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 16, 2015 12:48:34 GMT -6
Made in Sin wanted to spice things up so they changed their name to Made in Cinnamon.
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Post by mrblacksheep on Mar 29, 2015 23:55:21 GMT -6
Not many people liked being on the road with Kalamity. When she asked why, they said she was a "Kalamity Driver."
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Post by Woo on Mar 31, 2015 13:14:13 GMT -6
Not many people liked being on the road with Kalamity. When she asked why, they said she was a "Kalamity Driver." That's the first good one! |
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Post by mrblacksheep on Apr 2, 2015 6:41:33 GMT -6
Not many people liked being on the road with Kalamity. When she asked why, they said she was a "Kalamity Driver." That's the first good one! Thank you. I'm trying. LOL! |
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Post by mrblacksheep on Apr 8, 2015 7:31:10 GMT -6
Cheerleader Melissa is an actual Cheerleader. She roots for the Berwyn Eagles.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2015 18:01:30 GMT -6
I heard Bald Eagles used to be endangered because Madison didn't want to shave her head. You made my day.  |
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