What Did Roo Roids Actually Do?

[ratetankmark]

Was it like Bane's venom or something?

[Woo]

More like Popeye's spinach I'd say. An instant boost to her strength. Possibly violation of the wellness policy were Shimmer to have one. Of course Daizee Haze would have been suspended a lot then I reckon.

[ratetankmark]

Apr 3, 2015 15:15:11 GMT -6 Woo said:

More like Popeye's spinach I'd say. An insult boost to her strength. Possibly violation of the wellness policy were Shimmer to have one. Of course Daizee Haze would have been suspended a lot then I reckon.

So Shimmer has a steroid user as one half of the tag team champions. That must really hurt their PR?

[Woo]

Skater had dropped the "roo roids" long before she won the tag team championship.

[ratetankmark]

Apr 4, 2015 7:34:33 GMT -6 Woo said:

Skater had dropped the "roo roids" long before she won the tag team championship.

How do we know? She has been winning a lot lately

She's such a good face and she's been on such a roll it's kinda easy to forget she was once an opening match dork; it's pretty cool to see how far she's come.

[Woo]

The thing was even though she was opening Shimmer shows she was doing so against main eventers! Here are some of her opponents:

Volume 23: vs Lufisto
Volume 24: vs McKay (McKay was still lower-midcard at this point though)
Volume 27: vs Danger
Volume 28: vs Melissa
Volume 30: vs Mercedes
Volume 33: vs Deeb
Volume 35: vs Kong
Volume 36: vs Ohata
Volume 37: vs McChif
Volume 41: vs Roxx
Volume 43: vs Matsumoto
Volume 45: vs Ray
Volume 48: vs Kana
Volume 50: vs Yumi Ohka
Volume 51: Main Event!

She's also faced off against Saraya, Matthews, Perez, Storm, Rush, Ariel, Bates, Leon & Nakagawa. Pretty much a who's who of Shimmer!

She also has the longest winning streak of anybody in Shimmer with 13. She's also won 18 of her last 20 matches in Shimmer! She hasn't lost a 1 vs 1 singles match since Kana at Volume 48 and has never lost a 2 vs 2 tag match in Shimmer. One of those two loses in her last 20 matches was the 3 vs 3 match at Volume 67 and the other was the 4 way tag match at Volume 53, which is Skater's kryptonite as she's lost 5/5 four-way singles/tag matches she's had in Shimmer! So if we were to count just standard 1 vs 1 or 2 vs 2 matches then Kellie Skater has won her last 19 matches!


Despite being a joke character at once stage she's becoming quite the dominating superstar!

[ratetankmark]

Without stating the obvious; that's one hell of a record. To be honest I kinda was 3G to lose the tag belts just so Kellie can focus on bigger things. If she did win the Shimmer Championship hopefully she's the first one not to go insane by holding the belt.

[Crusty Ruffles]

Good lord. I had no idea she was on that kind of a roll. That's a hell of a run!