ROH news: Lacey spiked in the face

[crapuchino]

from the ROH December 12th Newswire

In a shocking incident last Saturday, BJ Whitmer accidentally spiked Lacey in the face during the main event. Jimmy Jacobs introduced the spike to the match. He was about to spike BJ when Colt Cabana caused Whitmer to gain control of the spike. Whitmer then charged at Jacobs, who moved. Daizee Haze pushed Lacey into Whitmer's path and Lacey was spiked and busted open. Word going around is that Lacey will need plastic surgery. Jacobs has gone insane since the thing he finds most beautiful in the world has been disfigured. Lacey will not be on 12/22 & 12/23 now. However, Lacey has hired an assassin to take her place. 12/22 in Hartford, CT will have mixed tag action with Jimmy Jacobs & Mercedes Martinez vs. BJ Whitmer & Daizee Haze. Jacobs has sworn that everyone involved will pay.

LMAO, the lovely Lacey is disfigured, this is the funniest storyline ever.

[tee]

This is not good. Jimmy Jacobs has to win now.

[LR]

crapuchino said:

LMAO, the lovely Lacey is disfigured, this is the funniest storyline ever.

I got more of a laugh out of Mercedes Martinez: assassin-for-hire. How's that for faintly ridiculous?!?

(Here's hoping she turns up in a tux, James Bond style...)

[MC LevaMark]

I don't know. I could see The Latina Sensation being a hired gun. She's certainly enough of a bada$$ to be one. I mean, look what she did to Death Ray at the last Shimmer taping.

[LR]

Hired gun, yes. But assassin?

"This word you use; I do not think it means what you think it means..."



Anyway, the important thing is more ROH exposure for Merecedes, and that is a good thing.

[varan619]

She's gonna get a breast job and say the stupid doctor did the wrong procedure.

[johnnybravo23]

lmao.. I HOPE BJ GETS HIT BY A BUS! HOW DARE HE DISFIGURE MY LACEY! >.<

Ok fanboy outta my system. lolol WOW just wow. All I can say is wow...

[NJ_]

varan619 said:

She's gonna get a breast job and say the stupid doctor did the wrong procedure.

are you serious...Lacey + Boobjob = Not Cool (especially when WWE's fetish is women with big boobs hopefully she declines all WWE offers from this point)

[varan619]

[blazermaniac5]

Why in the world would anyone want Lacey to change her look? Lacey ought to be the one driving the bus to run over this goof. Hopefully, she'll be back soon kicking ass and taking names.

[LR]

blazermaniac5 said:

Why in the world would anyone want Lacey to change her look? Lacey ought to be the one driving the bus to run over this goof. Hopefully, she'll be back soon kicking ass and taking names.

I doubt she is; seeing as Lacey has bookings already scheduled, this is probably just a ROH storyline that'll keep her 'off-camera' for a little while.

nj said:

varan619 said:

She's gonna get a breast job and say the stupid doctor did the wrong procedure.

are you serious...Lacey + Boobjob = Not Cool (especially when WWE's fetish is women with big boobs hopefully she declines all WWE offers from this point)

NJ, I think that was a joke...



And varan, that picture... wow!

[tee]

Yea, seeing how she is working FIP this weekend and is going overseas at the start of the year. This is just ROH's way to explain why she is gone.

[robalure]

Great photo varan!!

[MD357]

Now that is a great picture of an extremely beautiful (as well as talented) woman. I don't know about sports entertainment; that's worthy of Sports Illustrated!

[johnnybravo23]

lol :-P You gotta love these goofy storylines in wrestling. I bet ROH has her come back with some hedious Supervillian scar that's uber fake..